normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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