the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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