in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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