Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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