If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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