SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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