I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just sucked dick on a ferry
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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