I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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