fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
