You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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