In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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