So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
