i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
soo... how was my night?
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