I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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