Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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You. Win. At. Life.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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