I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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