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Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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