i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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