Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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