i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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