he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
