You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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