Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
