Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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