I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
