when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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