I feel great
I just peed on a car
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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