he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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