I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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