people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
