Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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