How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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