it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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