i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
this will be a night to untag.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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