I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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