U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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