Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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