if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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