My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Is it because I queefed?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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