FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
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go home
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I love you. Go after that dick
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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