good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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