Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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