just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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