We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I think I am morally bankrupt
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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