i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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