Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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