I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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