I can tuck mytits in my pants
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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