I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I have post one night stand depression
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