i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
A+ Viking dick
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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