It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I have aggressive nipples.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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