i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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